If I were a historical figure, I'd most likely be Percy Shelley, in that allowing me to do things and interact with people was probably a bad idea.

Potential followers should be aware: I once rewrote Hamlet with strippers. You have been warned.

Call me Cat.

ao3 / other fic

haaaay folks i am in one of the most beautiful parts of california (which is saying something, on account of every part of california treats being beautiful as a full-time job with hefty christmas bonuses) and everything is full of Nature and also the internet sucks

i have not set up a queue, i will be fairly quiet all weekend, i am ofc reachable through my askbox and also via twitter

my cousins have arrived and with them a whole fleet of tall blonde rich friends, none of whom i can tell apart, i am living the plot of we were liars, pray 4 me!


teaandbbc:

#i'm gonna pop my tags #only got dick tracy in my pocket 
#i'm hunting #looking for them nazis #this is fucking awesome

You know why you hid in that ditch, Blithe?


The Prince of Egypt (1998)

► Name ➔ cat

► Birth place ➔ oakland california usa

► Where Do I live ➔ can i say new york now? i’m gonna say new york

► Hair color ➔ sort of colorless brown but the top of it got bleached recently

► Eye Color ➔ blue? grey? green? hazel? lit. no one has ever agreed

► Birthday ➔ may 4

► Gender ➔ woman

► Lefty or Righty ➔ righty

► Single or taken? ➔ single

► Happy? ➔ working on it

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE

► Are you in love ➔ no

► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ no

► Who ended your last relationship ➔ no

► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ …yes but not romantically?

► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ i mean rn i am def not ready for them on account of i am 19

► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ maybe? i can’t remember :P

► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ i think so but i am chronically oblivious & tend to ignore it

► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ what

► Do you usually spend Valentine’s Day alone? ➔ usually with like friends or w/e?

► Short or long-term relationships? ➔ look all i want is somebody who will make me spaghetti and give me foot rubs in exchange for occasional handjobs


TEN CHOICES
► Love or lust ➔ love

► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ lemonade

► Cats or Dogs ➔ cats

► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ a few best friends…????

► Television or internet ➔ i watch tv on the internet

► Pepsi or Coke ➔ mexican coke

► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ i get spaghetti and eat it alone while reading a book, the spaghetti-maker gets a handjob, i went over this

► Day or night ➔ night

► Text or Call ➔ TEXT

► Make-up or au naturel? ➔ eyeliner or lipstick, but also i will throw on an old t-shirt and jeans with holes in them and mismatched socks and not dry my hair, so


TEN HAVE YOU EVER
► Been caught sneaking out? ➔ fuck no i am a goddamn master of grace and poise

► Fallen down/up the stairs? ➔ yes, both

► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ yes

► Prank called a store? ➔ no

► Skipped school? ➔ yes, but it was for the occupy oakland general strike, so i don’t know if it counts

► Wanted to disappear? ➔ AND JOIN A MONASTERY GO OUT AND PREACH ON MANIC STREET

► Spent all your money? ➔ no

► Met a celebrity? ➔ define celebrity, i met glenn greenwald and daniel ellsberg and cory booker and i think that counts but

► Been really ill? ➔ no

► Gotten high? ➔ no


TEN PREFERENCES
► Smile or eyes ➔ smile

► Light or dark hair ➔ dark

► Shorter or taller ➔ taller for boys, any height for girls

► Intelligence or attraction ➔ on the one hand i wanna be part of a power couple, on the other hand i wanna be part of a sexy power couple

► Hook-up or relationship ➔ what about spaghetti and handjobs is so hard to understand

► Funny and poor or rich and serious ➔ revolutionary

► Mac or PC? ➔ mac

► Chapstick or lipstick? ➔ lipstick

► City or country? ➔ city

► Driving or walking? ➔ subway

LASTS

► Last phone call? ➔ my mother, wanting to know if we had enough oatmeal to make peach crisp (we did)

► Last song you listened to? ➔ die young, by ke$ha

► Last thing you ate? ➔ the crust of a really terrible vegan pie (the pie was bad. the crust was great)

► Last thing you drank? ➔ milk

► Last place you were? ➔ the library

► Last kiss? ➔ no thx

► Last picture taken? ➔ i have been screencapping laurie penny’s unspeakable things in a delighted freakout all day

► Last outfit? ➔ running shorts and an eff t-shirt, i’m going to yoga

► Last purchase? ➔ lemonade at the baseball game yesterday



Hey, so, uh. I’m deaf. They deafened me. I’m deaf and we need to talk. So… So I’m gonna sign what I have to say. I need the practice and I’m not gonna hide anymore. Barney’ll translate. It’ll be okay. Okay? Okay.

Hawkeye #19


inkalypse:

In the first issue Clint gets shot in the arm while wearing a grey suit. The next time we see him in the suit, nineteen issues later, the sleeve is still torn in the place where he got shot. 





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